When they’re all as thin as this one, they will be perfect
mangosal
Bottom right quadrant towards the origin, try again
ChefFrankieD23
Been here since day 1. Very big improvement. You made me think about my cuts yesterday while chopping chives so ty.
Monstera-big
This is fantastic! But, you can do better
YoureAGlizzardHarry
Trust your left hand more. You can feel consistent movements with your guide knuckles just as well as you can see them
Fragrant-Doctor8782
My eyes…just put them in a blender. See you tomorrow.
Royal_Cryptographer7
Getting better. I’m impressed at the improvement over 3 days. Cya tomorrow.
AngriestLittleBeaver
This is pretty.
nikki_jayyy
Not a comment on these chives but just some food for thought-
If you’re strictly doing this to work on technique, something to also consider is HOW you’re holding the chives as you cut.
If the chives are straight and you aren’t death gripping them, then it’s easier to get straighter, more even cuts and you’ll avoid the odd wedge-shaped cut chive
If you’re down to go slow, pay attention to working on the motion of holding the chives together (gently) and being able to move your hand down the bunch as you cut. Thinking about this helped me be faster, smoother and more consistent
ChefAsstastic
Lol, tough room. 🙄
VerbalThermodynamics
I’m checking this sub for these posts daily.
PM_Me_Your_Deviance
It’s still be bit inconsistent. The smallest bits are about 1/4 the size of the largest.
That said, it looks good enough to me. *shrug*
ChargedSkull
Seeing improvement everyday, keep up the good work chef!
McWenKenTacoHut_jr
Better…see you tomorrow…
Worried_Start_9605
Needs better consistency on size, your cuts look better today but your sizes still vary too much. But I will say you can tell you sharpened your knife they don’t look smashed and abused. Definitely better than yesterday see you tomorrow morning 🫡
Edit: take your time use the claw to maintain the movement of you knife let your knuckles guide the blade as opposed to just using that hand to hold the chives in place. Consistency is the hardest part.
ServerLost
What knife are you using? If it’s a big ol beater might explain why there are so chonky.
maybeitstimetorun
Looks like they are a bit moist from the start. Try to let them dry a bit first.
Ok. I’ve seen these enough times to chive in. You want perfect chives, you have to throw some out. Cut them a few at a time. Take the side of your blade and lay them flat on the cutting board. Take any of them that look irregular and throw them out. Repeat. This is the old school fine dining stage way of doing it.
Ornery_Bath_8701
They look fantastic 😊
Powerful_Bit_1495
You need to sharpen and hone the tennis racket you used, chef.
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They’re perfect. Will you stop now??
https://preview.redd.it/9znruv3hp3uf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e8cfd29f00a2b25eaebcbf0feeb0e9e8a2726a
See you tomorrow. 😂
Good job with the sharper knife!
Lots of improvement since the first post
https://preview.redd.it/7lc0jxnrp3uf1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=dcb2036480abb310b31fe8ad164af3221b86b9e1
ok now make them all have the same diameter
been years since i worked in a kitchen but i’m living for this series tbh
Perfection is the enemy of excellence. You will overlook every excellent achievement because it isn’t “perfect”.
now you’re just making us all look bad
https://preview.redd.it/be1m45fhq3uf1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=8dae4fa379d990e76300e3a304c46e4befafd653
When they’re all as thin as this one, they will be perfect
Bottom right quadrant towards the origin, try again
Been here since day 1. Very big improvement. You made me think about my cuts yesterday while chopping chives so ty.
This is fantastic! But, you can do better
Trust your left hand more. You can feel consistent movements with your guide knuckles just as well as you can see them
My eyes…just put them in a blender.
See you tomorrow.
Getting better. I’m impressed at the improvement over 3 days. Cya tomorrow.
This is pretty.
Not a comment on these chives but just some food for thought-
If you’re strictly doing this to work on technique, something to also consider is HOW you’re holding the chives as you cut.
If the chives are straight and you aren’t death gripping them, then it’s easier to get straighter, more even cuts and you’ll avoid the odd wedge-shaped cut chive
If you’re down to go slow, pay attention to working on the motion of holding the chives together (gently) and being able to move your hand down the bunch as you cut. Thinking about this helped me be faster, smoother and more consistent
Lol, tough room. 🙄
I’m checking this sub for these posts daily.
It’s still be bit inconsistent. The smallest bits are about 1/4 the size of the largest.
That said, it looks good enough to me. *shrug*
Seeing improvement everyday, keep up the good work chef!
Better…see you tomorrow…
Needs better consistency on size, your cuts look better today but your sizes still vary too much. But I will say you can tell you sharpened your knife they don’t look smashed and abused. Definitely better than yesterday see you tomorrow morning 🫡
Edit: take your time use the claw to maintain the movement of you knife let your knuckles guide the blade as opposed to just using that hand to hold the chives in place. Consistency is the hardest part.
What knife are you using? If it’s a big ol beater might explain why there are so chonky.
Looks like they are a bit moist from the start. Try to let them dry a bit first.
https://preview.redd.it/tk8zxbgzt3uf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=695b1ed6166a64240abe034e444828dcd17b8f68
Getting better champ. See you tomorrow.
Ok. I’ve seen these enough times to chive in.
You want perfect chives, you have to throw some out. Cut them a few at a time. Take the side of your blade and lay them flat on the cutting board. Take any of them that look irregular and throw them out. Repeat.
This is the old school fine dining stage way of doing it.
They look fantastic 😊
You need to sharpen and hone the tennis racket you used, chef.
Getting better!
Use the paper towel trick
https://i.redd.it/khejz119v3uf1.gif
Not there yet chef, may I suggest dropping$500 on something Japanese and carbon steel?
If you need a paper towel as a guide to cut them, dont dampen it.
https://preview.redd.it/ft4fowctv3uf1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eedff5e7babcafb1b72ce9dcd1484750e93d3ae
For everyone else
What helped you the most?
https://preview.redd.it/jc4efwj1w3uf1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96b178ad4716eb06425a09084bf94f351fed7f9d
Did you cut this with a blender? Go ahead and clock out for me
https://preview.redd.it/dasflpd4x3uf1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9508f94f6f822dcc92a68233fca7d5ff1671e86
Are you sharpening your knife right before you do this?
The sheer, beautiful, monotonous dedication of this is the most kitchen thing ever. We’ve all been there.